Funny Girl

I think I have mentioned before that I am a night owl, so I often watch late night TV. I've been a Letterman fan since he first started on late night, and before Dave I was a huge Carson fan, thanks to watching Johnny with my mother starting in my teens.

These days one of the shows I enjoy most is Chelsea Lately with Chelsea Handler. She is irreverent, sometimes does some kind of lame comedy sketches, she has a great sidekick named Chuy and overall just makes me laugh. If I am awake at 11:00 p.m. and watching TV, Chelsea is my girl. I have also enjoyed reading her books, Are You There Vodka, It's Me Chelsea and Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang.

Here are some of her quotes:
"I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around."

"He was all emotion all the time, constantly talking about his feelings and his profound love for her. He was minutes from getting his first period. He wrote poems too. It's my personal belief that if men are writing poems, they're making up for something else like a big hair back, or one ball. Not that one ball is a bad thing. Especially since I don't know any females who are dying to their their hands on a set of balls. The way I see it, the less balls, the better."

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”

Like I said, Chelsea is funny girl!