Friday, June 18, 2010

Friday Funnies

  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
  • If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
  • Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
  • Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
  • I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.

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